Is It Raining or Snowing?

A couple was walking down the street in Moscow. The man felt something hit his nose. He turned to his wife and said, "I think it's raining." "No," she replied. "That was snow." They started to argue about it, but then they saw a communist party official walking towards them. So the husband asked him, "Comrade Rudolph, is it raining or is it snowing?" "It's raining," he said, and continued walking. Still, the woman insisted it was snow. The man quickly replied, "Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.”