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Today's Stupid Criminal Award goes to...

Burglar pays dearly for credit card trick | Oddly Enough | Reuters: "A hapless German thief snapped his credit card in two while prying open a lock, inadvertently leaving behind his name and account details for police."

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."
-- Johnny Carson

Rosie O'Donnell Vs Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Are you serious?!?

School sued over girl's socks - 03/20/2007 - MiamiHerald.com: "A seventh-grader might end up in court for wearing Winnie the Pooh socks to school. Toni Kay Scott, 14, was sent to an in-school suspension program called Students With Attitude Problems last year for violating a dress code, according to a lawsuit against the Napa Valley Unified School District and Redwood Middle School."

How to Turn Around a Bad Day at Work

How to Turn Around a Bad Day at Work - WikiHow: "Bad days happen to the best of us. Those are the days where you just wake up in a really bad mood, where something (or nothing) has made you angry, sad, frustrated, disappointed, whatever. You still have to get up and go to work, but before you even get there, you’re already seething inside. You try to do your job but somehow all the angry, dissatisfied clients have conspired to call you and complain on the same day - though you have no idea how they coordinated that little feat. Everything your co-workers say to you sounds incredibly stupid. Everyone seems out to annoy you. Not much fun, huh? Luckily, you can do something about it."

Science: It's just not fair

Dave Berry

"TODAY'S TOPIC FOR YOUNG PEOPLE IS: How To Do A School Science Fair Project."

Science: It's just not fair - 02/11/2007 - MiamiHerald.com

Alex DePue dazzles during Open Mic Night

Alex DePue's lightning fast fiddle is a hit at Open Mic Night at Lestats in San Diego.

For more Music go to: MySpace.com/alexdepue