Drinking String

A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here." The string tries to order a drink, but the bartender threatens him with a pair of scissors. The string leaves, and tries several other bars. Each time, he gets the same response. The piece of string is so frustrated, his ends are fraying. Finally, he decides to try one last bar. When he walks in, the bartender asks him, "Are you a piece of string?" The string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

10th Annual Wacky Warning Label Contest

It's official: M-Law's 10th Annual Wacky Warning Label Contest is over.

First prize has gone to a washing machine label urging not to put people in washers. Started to promote awareness of excessive litigation, the contest highlights common sense warning labels, such as the one that warns not to dry cellphones in microwave ovens. Companies find it necessary to stick crazy warnings on their products because of previous insane lawsuits.

http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/

Alien Cover-Up

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day:

• Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
• Hillary Rodham
• John F. Kerry
• William Jefferson Clinton
• Howard Dean
• Nancy Pelosi
• Dianne Feinstein
• Charles E. Schumer and
  
• Barbara Boxer
  

...were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.