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Man faces deportation after items in rectum alarm security | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "Fadhel Al-Maliki, 35, of Atlantic, N.J., prompted the alert March 6 during a screening for a flight to Philadelphia when he tried to go through security with two objects in his rectum. The FBI said he told screeners the objects, a polished stone and a piece of metal, were used to fight stress."

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Gay male parents get dedicated fertility program - CNN.com: "The last few years have seen a large increase in the number of gay men who want to father children using surrogate mothers rather than opting for adoption"

Microsoft fixes OneCare, but it's too late for some users

Microsoft fixes OneCare, but it's too late for some users: "Last week, Microsoft responded to user complaints that their Outlook and Outlook Express mail had vanished by acknowledging the bug and naming today as the patch date."

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Human liver, partial head mistakenly delivered to home

Human liver, partial head mistakenly delivered to home - USATODAY.com: "The body parts, sent from China, were mistakenly dropped off at Franck and Ludivine Larmande's home by a DHL driver who thought the bubble-wrapped items were pieces to a table."

Chicken Fat Spill Shuts Down La. Highway

Chicken Fat Spill Leaves Interstate Stinky, Slippery In Louisiana; Briefly Shuts Down Highway:

"Chicken fat clogged a major traffic artery Tuesday, a day after a leaky truck left a stinky, slippery trail along a one-mile stretch of Interstate 20."

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