Butt officer, it's nothing - really...

Man faces deportation after items in rectum alarm security | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle: "Fadhel Al-Maliki, 35, of Atlantic, N.J., prompted the alert March 6 during a screening for a flight to Philadelphia when he tried to go through security with two objects in his rectum. The FBI said he told screeners the objects, a polished stone and a piece of metal, were used to fight stress."