Final Wish...

An elderly man was at home, upstairs, on his deathbed when he smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. So he rolled out of bed, crawled to the landing, hobbled down the stairs and crawled into the kitchen. With his last remaining strength he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet. As he grasped a warm, moist chocolate chip cookie, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula. Gasping for breath, he asked her, "Why did you do that?" She said, "Those are for the funeral."