Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Punnies

"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Bill said, dolefully.

"I haven't caught a fish all day!" Mike said, without debate.

"I won't let a stupid flat tire let me down," Steve said, with despair.

"I keep banging my head on things," Marty said, bashfully.

"That is the second time my teacher changed my grade," Donna remarked.

"The fur is falling out of that mink coat," Steven inferred.

"That's the second electric shock that I've gotten today!" Stew said, revolted.

"I'll just have to send that telegram again," Samuel said, remorsefully.

"I've been sick and lost a lot of weight," Rachel expounded.

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