Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 95, Dallas Tower -- Cleared to land runway 17R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas tower. Acknowledge 95 cleared to land on infidel's runway 17R -- Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC: "Iran Air 44, Dallas Tower -- Cleared to land runway 35L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas Tower. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 35L -- Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: " DALLAS TOWER! DALLAS TOWER!!! "
Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 95?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
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