Extreme Ironing Competition

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Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. Fat clothes.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

1. Other women!

Golf Trousers!!

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Eduardor Relero has made these amazing chalk drawings in the streets of Spain.

Landing on the World's Shortest Runway

Governmentium

A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium.

Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

The Good Samaritan

A wealthy old guy was riding in the back of his limo when he noticed two men at the side of the road eating grass. He told his driver to pull over and got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the first man. "We have no money for food," the poor man replied. "Well, come with me then," he said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children who are also hungry!" the poor man said. "Bring them along," he replied. "And what about you?" he asked, turning to the other man. "I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered, with his head hung low. "Bring them all!" replied the wealthy old man. The two families climbed into his limo and stared at the wealthy man with gratitude. One man said, "Sir, your kindness has no bounds. Thank you for taking all of us with you." To which the wealthy man replied, "No problem, the grass at my house is almost a foot tall!"

Mayday call to the German Coast Guard

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